They're coming to take me away.........

My latest conspiracy theory involves my friend v's husband, who is creating an ai in their basement. Last week, in an as of yet unsent letter, i cautioned her to be careful lest it take over the world, or something. i've a small, niggling part of my brain which almost thinks the a.i. knew i wrote this, and went on the attack. Last friday my car broke. It still wasn't fixed as of this morning. As i only own a car charger, my cell phone has been relatively out of commission this week. Our oven started sparking out the back, so we shut off the breaker. The cable in our town went on the fritz, and stayed there most of the week. The internet has been off as well. Today, i mis-saved a newspaper assignment, and had it eaten. Bubs' car broke too this morning, which means i've no way to get back to re-do it unless i get a ride. Now i'm not really this paranoid, to think it is an a.i. several states causing this. Still, one gets a little nervous, right?